Weekend Safety Brief, Metal Keychain

Keep your weekend shenanigans in check with this laser-engraved stainless steel dog tag keychain. Packed with hilariously practical "safety advice," it's the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for teens who love a good laugh. The durable steel construction and crisp laser engraving mean this witty companion will stick around through all their adventures. Whether clipped to a backpack, keyring, or locker, it's a compact reminder that sometimes the best guidance comes wrapped in humor. Parents seeking a gift that entertains while gently poking fun at teenage logic will find this one absolutely perfect.

Keychain includes the following text engraved on one side:
Don't add to the population. 
Don't subtract from the population.
Stay out of the hospital, the newspaper, and jail.
If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.

♥ ADD YOUR PERSONAL MESSAGE ON BACK(+$2) : To add an additional message on the back of the keychain select the option "Add Message on Back" and including your message in the box marked "Personalization"

ITEM DETAILS
♥ 24mm x 42mm (about 1" x 1.5") Dog Tag Key chain
♥ Silver Stainless Steel
♥ Permanently Laser Engraved: engraving won't rub or wear off
♥ Standard Key ring included

We want your order to arrive perfect and on time, so here’s what to expect when you order from us.

Production Time

• Production time for custom items: 2-3 business days before shipping.
• Ready to Ship items: Please allow 1-2 business days.

Shipping Options

• Standard Shipping (U.S.) – Arrives in 3–5 business days after production.
• Priority Shipping – Arrives in 2–3 business days after production.
• Express Shipping – Arrives in 2 business days after production.

Shipping times are estimates and may vary based on USPS delivery schedules.

International Orders

• We ship worldwide!
• Delivery times vary by country, typically 7–21 business days after production.
• International buyers are responsible for any customs fees, duties, or taxes.

Order Tracking

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a confirmation email with a tracking number so you can follow your package every step of the way.

Returns are handled on an individual basis.

• Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
• Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery
• Request a cancellation within: 2 hours of purchase

The following items can't be returned or exchanged:

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

• Custom or Personalized Orders: Includes ANY personalized engraved jewelry, bookmarks, concert ticket cuffs, medical ID tags, etc.

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