Don't Do Stupid Shit, Metal Keychain

Personalized and fun, this metal keychain reads "Be Safe. Have Fun. Don't Do Stupid Shit!" and can be customized with any name. The perfect gift for your cheeky teenager who needs a reminder to stay out of trouble. Don't do it, kiddo!

Measurements: 2 inch x .5 inch (55mm x 14mm)

Material: Stainless Steel

Engraving: Laser Engraved, Permanent

Standard key ring included

We want your order to arrive perfect and on time, so here’s what to expect when you order from us.

Production Time

• Production time for custom items: 2-3 business days before shipping.
• Ready to Ship items: Please allow 1-2 business days.

Shipping Options

• Standard Shipping (U.S.) – Arrives in 3–5 business days after production.
• Priority Shipping – Arrives in 2–3 business days after production.
• Express Shipping – Arrives in 2 business days after production.

Shipping times are estimates and may vary based on USPS delivery schedules.

International Orders

• We ship worldwide!
• Delivery times vary by country, typically 7–21 business days after production.
• International buyers are responsible for any customs fees, duties, or taxes.

Order Tracking

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a confirmation email with a tracking number so you can follow your package every step of the way.

Returns are handled on an individual basis.

• Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
• Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery
• Request a cancellation within: 2 hours of purchase

The following items can't be returned or exchanged:

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

• Custom or Personalized Orders: Includes ANY personalized engraved jewelry, bookmarks, concert ticket cuffs, medical ID tags, etc.

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