Don't Do Stupid Shit, Metal Keychain
Don't Do Stupid Shit, Metal Keychain
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Product Details
Sometimes the best advice is also the funniest. This engraved stainless steel keychain features the message “Be Safe. Have Fun. Don’t Do Stupid Shit!” making it the perfect mix of humor, love, and everyday practicality. Whether you’re gifting it to a teenager, college student, best friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, or someone heading off on a new adventure, this keychain becomes a reminder they’ll actually carry with them.
Why You'll Love It
- Personalized with custom name engraving
- Funny and meaningful gift they’ll use every day
- Permanent laser engraving that will not fade or wear off
- Durable stainless steel designed for everyday use
- Optional engraving available on the back
- Minimalist brushed metal design with clean modern look
Personalization
Front engraving reads:
Be Safe. Have Fun. Don’t Do Stupid Shit!
Love, {Name}
Enter the personalized name exactly as you would like it engraved.
You may also add a custom message, coordinates, date, initials, or additional text to the back by selecting the back engraving option.
Because these are machine engraved, most text can be resized to fit. Keep in mind the more text added, the smaller the lettering becomes.
Product Details
- Keychain Size: approx. 2 inches long x 0.5 inches wide (50mm x 14mm)
- Thickness: approx. 0.8mm
- Material: Stainless Steel
- Finish: Brushed Silver
- Engraving: Permanent Laser Engraving
- Includes standard key ring
About Stainless Steel
- Will not tarnish or rust
- Hypoallergenic
- Durable for everyday use
- More scratch resistant than softer metals
Production & Shipping
- Made to order
- Production time: 1 to 3 business days
Perfect For
- Graduation gifts
- College send off gifts
- Boyfriend or girlfriend gifts
- Funny gifts for teens
- Best friend gifts
- New driver gifts
- Going away gifts
A funny little reminder from someone who cares.
Production Time & Shipping
We want your order to arrive perfect and on time, so here’s what to expect when you order from us.
Production Time
- Production time for custom items: 2-3 business days before shipping.
- Ready to Ship items: Please allow 1-2 business days.
Shipping Options
- Standard Shipping (U.S.) – Arrives in 3–5 business days after production.
- Priority Shipping – Arrives in 2–3 business days after production.
- Express Shipping – Arrives in 2 business days after production.
Shipping times are estimates and may vary based on USPS delivery schedules.
International Orders
- We ship worldwide!
- Delivery times vary by country, typically 7–21 business days after production.
- International buyers are responsible for any customs fees, duties, or taxes.
Order Tracking
Once your order ships, you’ll receive a confirmation email with a tracking number so you can follow your package every step of the way.
Returns and Exchanges
Returns are handled on an individual basis.
- Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
- Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery
- Request a cancellation within: 2 hours of purchase
The following items can't be returned or exchanged:
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or Personalized Orders: Includes ANY personalized engraved jewelry, bookmarks, concert ticket cuffs, medical ID tags, etc.
Visit the Customer Care FAQ for more info
Item received exactly as described!
Great gift for my grandson!
Perfect !!Engraving and entire ordering process seamless- Thank you soo much- Granson loves it!
Exactly what I wanted. Being able to specify who it was from made all of the difference !!!
Loved this item! Had special engraving put on it and couldn't be happier